Wish Gone Wrong

Man, I miss this game O.o

You get to grant the wish of the person that posts before you, but add an unusual twist, like make the wish fail or something. Then, you get a wish and the person who posts next grants it and adds the twist as well.

Example:

Person 1: I wish I can fly

Person 2: Wish Granted!
But you got hit by an airplane the moment you were airborne
I wish I could have lots of money

Person 3: Wish Granted!
But you were hated so much that people hired an assassin to kill you o.o
I wish I could run fast

and yat dadadat dat da O.o

Simple enough? I start^^
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I wish I had lots of pizza o.o

I missed this game too xD

Wish granted.

But. A giant meteor erased the word "pizza" from the dictionary.

I wish people on TNR would stop crushing on me. ._.

Wish Granted!

But then everyone hated you and you lived a lofr of solitude, therefore making you join a guy obsessed with snakes and little boys O.o

I wish I could pwn Yakate o.o

Wish granted...?

But chu can pwn me anyway, so teh wish fails. D:

I wish I had teh courage to post more games. o-o

wish granted

but then you post too many games and die of boredome

I wish i had no fan club irl

wish granted

but then you have a fan club in RP and they go all squeeing and saying "(insert name here) is sooo cuuute" o.o

I wish I could jump real high O.o

wish granted

but then you jump too high and end in space

I wish i had a real knighmare

wish granted

but then the knightmare goes missing and it turns out that you were just seeing things o.o

I wish I could pwn Chuck Norris O.O

wish granted

but then you got bored and died

I wish there was no school

Wish granted. o.o

But Chuck Norris' wife pwns you for being dumb. o-o

I wish Chuck Norris didn't have a wife. o_o

wish granted

but Chuck Norris stays single and starts going on a pwning spree o.o

I wish I was Captain Falcon's daughter xD

Aww xD

Wish granted. xD

But then I became Captain Falcon and chu became my kid. o-o This is bad in itself. o-o

I wish captain falcon named himself captain raven. o_e...

Wish Granted!

but then his signature would be Raven Punch, which dosen't sound as awesome as Falcon Pawnch O.o

I wish we would stop talking about Captain Falcon xD

Wish granted. o-o

But since I have to find something bad about that, the chain must go on!

I wish I was james Bond. o_o

Wish Granted!

but you get together with so much women that it's disgusting xD

I wish I had a flamethrower o.o

Wish granted. =D

But it blew up in your face right after you got it. o-o

I wish that my avy looked better. D:

Wish Granted!

but it became so uber that for some reason you got arrested for it O.o

I wish I was a rock legend o.o

Wish granted. o.o

But chu are already a rock legend, in one sense. o.o'

I wish I was... pie. o-o

Wish Granted

but then people ate you and the news spread, cannibalism was considered legal and there will be mass chaos everyhwere! O_O

I wish I could just sleep all day O.o

WIsh granted...

But I was so worried about chu never coming on I actually went to where chu live o-o

I wish I felt pervy now. e.e...

Wish granted,

but you got banned from a site because of pervy comments o.o

I wish I could read people's minds

Wish granted.

But readin my mind gave chu a heart attack. ^.~

I wish I could wish irl. D:

Widh granted

but then you die hitted by a plane

I wish i could move out of my school faster

Wish granted.

But then your parents decide to send you to school again and again. o-o

I wish... o.o I wish I knew what to wish. Dx

Granted

but you end up wishing to be a girl and it dosnt work out and you just die. O_o

I wish....i wasnt sick